1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him/her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
10. Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa.
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